The Santaland Diaries

Tuesdays - Sundays

November 15–December 23, 2018

In the Victor Jory Theatre

Run Time: 1 hours | There will be no intermission

Audience Advisory: Contains some strong language and strobe lighting. Not intended for young audiences.
Age Recommendations:  13+

Every belly shook like a bowl full of jelly for the full 60 minutes.
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As the Christmas countdown begins, a newly-hired elf enters the coldest circle of retail hell: Macy’s Santaland. In real life, Crumpet the Elf is an unemployed actor, but now he’s hard at work, greeting children, judging their parents, and giving us a hilarious behind-the-scenes tour of the North Pole. Packed with David Sedaris’s signature wit, The Santaland Diaries is a delightfully irreverent holiday classic for those of us who prefer our eggnog spiked.

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